
Day 24’s optional prompt, is to write a parody or satire based on a famous poem. ~ via The NaPoWriMo Website
It can be long or short, rhymed or not. But take a favorite (or unfavorite) poem of the past, and see if you can’t re-write it on humorous, mocking, or sharp-witted lines. You can use your poem to make fun of the original (in the vein of a parody), or turn the form and manner of the original into a vehicle for making points about something else (more of a satire – though the dividing lines get rather confused and thin at times).

So with “Day 24’s Prompt” I have chosen a Satire Poem by Poet ~ Terry Pratchett, then found an example of a Parody Piece on “PoemHunter.com Website” by John Dryden & Jonathon Robin; and after that is a new Poem that I have written, not in-line with todays prompt!
Happy reading and hope you all enjoy!
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Ode to Multiple Universes
I do have worlds enough and time
to spare an hour to find a rhyme
to take a week to pen an article
a day to find a rhyme for ‘particle’.
In many worlds my time is free
to spend ten minutes over tea
And steal the time from some far moon
so words can take all afternoon,
Away beyond the speed of light
I’ll write a novel in one night.
Aeons beckon, if I want ’em…
…but I can’t have em’, ‘cos of Quantum.
By Terry Pratchett (1948-2015)
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FAREWELL UNGRATEFUL TRAITOR
Farewell ungrateful traitor,
Farewell my perjured swain,
Let never injured creature
Believe a man again.
The pleasure of possessing
Surpasses all expressing,
But ’tis too short a blessing,
And love too long a pain.
‘Tis easy to deceive us
In pity of your pain,
But when we love you leave us
To rail at you in vain.
Before we have descried it,
There is no bliss beside it,
But she that once has tried it
Will never love again.
The passion you pretended
Was only to obtain,
But when the charm is ended
The charmer you disdain.
Your love by ours we measure
Till we have lost our treasure,
But dying is a pleasure,
When living is a pain.
Farewell ungrateful traitor,
Farewell my perjured swain,
Let never injured creature
Believe a man again.
The pleasure of possessing
Surpasses all expressing,
But ’tis too short a blessing,
And love too long a pain.
‘Tis easy to deceive us
In pity of your pain,
But when we love you leave us
To rail at you in vain.
Before we have descried it,
There is no bliss beside it,
But she that once has tried it
Will never love again.
The passion you pretended
Was only to obtain,
But when the charm is ended
The charmer you disdain.
Your love by ours we measure
Till we have lost our treasure,
But dying is a pleasure,
When living is a pain.
By John Dryden (1631-1700)
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And then the “Parody” to “John Dryden’s Piece” is below:
Farewell, misunderstandings
Farewell, past perjury!
Let not unhappy landings
void voyage verity.
The pleasure of possessing
surpasses all expressing
though bitter-sweet its blessing
once seemed, heave-ho heart’s pain!
If upgrades site proposes
can’t counter weary tears
when downgrade fate opposes
encounters change of gears,
those trophies once adorning
night, morning, witness mourning,
departure tells no dawning
when Judgement Day appears.
Deceptions past prepare us,
for neither pity, pain,
though some say: “Should you leave us,
has journey proved in vain? ”
Before you have denied it
there is no bliss beside it
yet she that once has tried it
shall find joy where all gain.
Some passion have pretended,
as game aimed to obtain
your charms – their charm soon ended,
the charmer you disdain.
Past tears have taken measure
of losing precious treasure,
but parting seems slight pleasure
when sharing hopes again.
By Jonathan Robin (2007)
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GOOD-BYE, FAREWELL, & C’est La Vie
Good-bye,
Farewell
And C’est la vie…
To the complications
That you have caused me.
To the rejections
That have wasted my time.
To your deceptions
That show your own failings.
To the mass of pain
That I’ve hidden and cried.
.
I’m done with this unhappy ending
I’m taking back my hurtful pride.
I’m moving forward
Without anymore hesitation –
From your false friendship
That you’ve hidden behind.
No longer will I be a doormat
That foolishly wonders
What on earth went so wrong.
It takes two to make a real friendship
And now I valuing myself so much more!
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© debradml (2015)

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