Words on Men in Kilts…

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Ode to Men in Kilts
Oh sexy men in your wee kilts
Making us wonder such delights
Tantalising our imaginations
As you so sweetly pass us by…
*
Are you enjoying the attention?
Whilst our thoughts are running wild
With mouthwatering anticipation…
*
A true Scotsman swings free they say
Taking in the fresh breeze
Are you really warm and toasty under there?
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The temptation is arousing
To look, feel and touch
Whilst you sway and jig…
*
We’re yearning for a gust of wind
To set our minds at ease
Just to give us a wee peek
Aye…how I want to slap your damn fine derriere!
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© debradml (2013)
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A Song For Kilts

How grand the human race would be
     If every man would wear a kilt,
A flirt of Tartan finery,
     Instead of trousers, custom built!
Nay, do not think I speak to joke:
(You know I’m not that kind of man),
I am convinced that all men folk.
Should wear the costume of a Clan.
 *
Imagine how it’s braw and clean
As in the wind it flutters free;
And so conducive to hygiene
   In its sublime simplicity.
No fool fly-buttons to adjust,—
Wi’ shanks and maybe buttocks bare;
Oh chiels, just take my word on trust,
 A bonny kilt’s the only wear.
 *
’Twill save a lot of siller too,
 (And here a canny Scotsman speaks),
For one good kilt will wear you through
A half-a-dozen pairs of breeks.
And how it’s healthy in the breeze!
 And how it swings with saucy tilt!
How lassies love athletic knees
Below the waggle of a kilt!
 *
True, I just wear one in my mind,
Since sent to school by Celtic aunts,
When girls would flip it up behind,
Until I begged for lowland pants.
But now none dare do that to me,
And so I sing with lyric lilt,—
How happier the world would be
 If every male would wear a kilt!
~@~

By Robert Service (1874 – 1958)

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