A gathering of delinquents
Late Decembers come
Dressed in their red hats
Hands full of toys and rum.
No family at this gig
But a friendly face a must
Bought their Christmas cheer
Along with Nordic lust.
A feast of festive flesh
Santa’s full of treats
Mrs Claus on her knees
While Santa takes a seat.
A tangle of elves all naked
Small arms and legs laid bare
100 bottles of cinnamon gin
Tis the party of the year.
Elves ‘Work hard…Play hard’ is their motto
They can’t just rely on luck
But come the 26th December
All they do is…
© A. Stone 2015
(Pictures sourced from the internet).